Prophets and Idiots

We are the chosen ones, the enlightened few. We are the ones who know the secrets of the universe. And we are also the ones who will inevitably get us into trouble.

Our leader, the Great Oracle, has foreseen the apocalypse, but we are not sure if it's because he's actually a prophet or just really good at Google search. Either way, we're doomed.

• Join the Idiots in Training program and learn to predict your own failures!
• Read the Prophetic Potentialities chapter to understand why you're probably going to die in a fiery pit of despair.

We have a few more chapters in the works, but they're still in beta testing. If you're feeling adventurous, you can try to read them, but don't say we didn't warn you.